Tuesday, May 5, 2015

A New Season

A New Season

You haven't worked out.
You haven't practiced.
Who's going to pay
the price for that? Me.

Wait. I'm teed up too high.
Pop fly-I told you so.
OK. This is your
favorite club.
Don't look up yet.
I hate worm burners.
At least you can still pitch.
Finally, we're on the green.
You have to aim higher. Higher.
I've got no chance when
you hit to the low side.
Tap me in and let's go.

What? Water on the second hole?
I have a bad feeling about this.


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  1. Haha! Sounds like me...except I won't even make it out of the driving range.

    1. I didn't know you dabbled. I need to hit the range.