Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Signals of Fall


Signals of Fall

Some leaves turn red.

They do not stop.

Some leaves turn yellow.

They do not slow down.

The leaves turn because

the green must go.


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Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Catch


Catch

a fish in the lake

a ball on a diamond

the bus at the corner

up with a friend

me if you can

you later


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Sunday, October 17, 2010

Every so often, I come up with something that is a little lighter. This was triggered by a true incident, but the details are fiction. It lends credence to the idea that having the winning ticket doesn't always make life easier.

Can't Get the TV to Oklahoma

Won a drawing in Kansas City,
but I live far away
Thought my daughter
would help me get my prize,
but that'll be the day
Bought the ticket for a raffle
so my grandson could play ball
Now if I want my TV,
I'll have to rent a U-Haul.
The family thinks
it won by default,
but I'll have the final say.
I'll just move in with them
and never go away.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Sometimes you have to take a lighter approach. That's what I tried with this poem about growing older.

I'm a Senior

Don't need the long-term guarantee.
Reverse the mortgage,
what money I'll see.
Get a discount at the grocery,
but only if I'm there
when they want me to be.
Give me a card that will cut the fee.
The early-bird special,
that's for me.
Keeping track of the offers is the key.
That's the life of a senior,
too bad it's not free.